Oh, don't look so surprised, chubby squirrel, that you've been caught helping yourself to
treats on the new bird feeder wreath.
I knew it was just a matter of time before you came along to gorge yourself as if at a buffet banquet.
You know, it isn't very nice to turn your back and ignore my banging on the window to shoo you away!
Go right a head... sample every bit there!
I'd call Mr McGregor on you, but he never had much luck keeping critters out of his place either.